Boss-Behind-Your-Back Desktop Rearview Mirror for Wage Earners

That sneaky-ass boss of yours, always sneaking around, creeping up behind you, trying to catch you looking at /b/ when you should be grinding those numbers. Those hard, cold numbers! The spreadsheets, they hold no pity for the working man.

Yah, I'm guessing that if you really need this, your boss isn't going to take kindly to you actually having one. Now STFU and GBTW.

Of course, you could make the argument that there is a safety benefit to having a mirror on your monitor. You could also use the same argument to justify moving your desk so those nosy bastards can't keep sneaking up on you when you are fapp working.

Note: The mirror comes with a protective film covering the shiny part that has to be removed in order for the mirror to actually function as a mirror. Judging from the reviews of this product on the site, DealExtreme customers aren't bright enough to figure that out on their own. God help their bosses.

Boss-Behind-Your-Back Desktop Rearview Mirror for Wage Earners $2.99 Shipped!

Radioactive Tritium Keychain (10-Year eerie Green Glow)

It's a small bit of a radioactive isotope of Hydrogen. 12 year half life. Has a pretty glow.

I don't know about you, but I am all about attaching radioactive materials to my keys and then carrying it around all day in my front pocket. But then, I'm not planning on having any more children. How about you?

Radioactive Tritium keychain. $9.27 shipped!

USB Rechargeable 1.3MP Pin-hole Motion-Detection Spy AV Camera Clothes Hook

You sick farks, I can't believe you would even consider buying this Pin-hole Motion-Detection Spy AV Camera Clothes Hook. Oh, your teen daughter thought you were just being a considerate host when you installed this hook in the pool-house changing room. And your wife thinks you are just "too tired" for her since you have to stay up all night at your computer... For WORK, right? And those Kleenex are for your ALLERGIES, right? Why don't you just have a seat over there...

Of course, you could also stick one of these on the back of your office door, and find out who's been rummaging through your files while you are out.

If you see this in the fitting room of your local boutique... Call the cops.

Buy it here perv:
 Spy Camera Clothes Hook $29.60 shipped! 

Candle Powered Flying Sky Lantern 2 pack!

Imagine the joy you and your little ones will feel as you light the candle of the miniature hot-air balloon and watch it rise! Watch it clear the trees! Watch it land on your neighbors roof and set it alight! Watch the Judge enter a judgement against you! 

Yah, what a brilliant idea. Let's take some Fire, and set it aloft to fly in random directions. Write your name and address on it before you let it go, makes it so much easier on the pitchfork-wielding angry mob that will surely follow any launch of this wonderful product.

Better yet, write your closest personal friend's name and address on the side.

From the sellers own website:

2 x Fay Night Balloons Khoom Sky Lanterns UFO Wishing Lamps! (They look pretty butch to me, but whatevs)

Increase unbelievably funny for your special day

Pattern design, color and pattern assorted. Unlike the photo at the top, there will likely be some incomprehensible words or images written on the balloon.

For what should be obvious legal reasons, I recommend you do not buy nor use these instruments of fiery death. Flies best during cold weather.

Buy it here:

Candle Powered Flying Sky Lantern $5.74 shipped

Anti-Explosion Glasses!

Yes, Anti-Explosion Glasses. Not explosion proof, notice, but anti-explosion! Why merely protect yourself from an explosion when you can prevent the explosion entirely! Just think of how useful this could be... In-laws coming for dinner? Report cards or credit card bills expected in the mail? Just don these hi-tek Anti-Explosion Glasses to prevent what would otherwise be an inevitable conflagration! A must-have for husbands with a 'wandering eye" and wives with a Nordy's habit.

Comes with three pair of colored lenses, pouch, and a prescription eyeglass frame (although if you need prescription goggles, you are better off going through Zenni Optical for that.)

$11.70 shipped from Deal Extreme in wonderful Hong Kong.