Imagine the joy you and your little ones will feel as you light the candle of the miniature hot-air balloon and watch it rise! Watch it clear the trees! Watch it land on your neighbors roof and set it alight! Watch the Judge enter a judgement against you!
Yah, what a brilliant idea. Let's take some Fire, and set it aloft to fly in random directions. Write your name and address on it before you let it go, makes it so much easier on the pitchfork-wielding angry mob that will surely follow any launch of this wonderful product.
Better yet, write your closest personal friend's name and address on the side.
From the sellers own website:
2 x Fay Night Balloons Khoom Sky Lanterns UFO Wishing Lamps! (They look pretty butch to me, but whatevs)
Increase unbelievably funny for your special day
Pattern design, color and pattern assorted. Unlike the photo at the top, there will likely be some incomprehensible words or images written on the balloon.
For what should be obvious legal reasons, I recommend you do not buy nor use these instruments of fiery death. Flies best during cold weather.
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